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(a.k.a. the least serious serious brand out there)

NSFWEAR stands for Not Safe For Weak Energy And Reactions.
We make t-shirts for people who laugh at things they probably shouldn’t, send memes at 2 a.m., and turn awkward silences into punchlines.

This isn’t fast fashion. It’s fast fun.
We don’t chase trends — we chase laughs, double takes, and “bro where’d you get that?”

We believe:

• Humor is underrated.

• A good t-shirt can say more than a TED Talk.

• Life is too short to wear boring clothes or hold back your weird.

NSFWEAR was born out of our group chat. The kind where jokes get dark, references get niche, and someone always says “ok but imagine that on a shirt.”
So we did it. And now we’re here.

We don’t care if people “get it.”
We care if you get it.
Because our shirts aren’t for everyone.
They’re for the ones who laugh first, apologize never, and wear their sense of humor like armor.

We’re not edgy for the sake of being edgy.
We’re just really bad at being normal.

So if you’re looking for soft tees, stupid jokes, and zero corporate vibes — welcome.
You’re one of us now.
Let’s make the internet wearable.